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Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Welcome to 'Good News

Week' and the big demus, as the

global recession takes hold it's

easy to lose sight of the real

victims. For the section year in a

row Kevin Rudd has froze continue row Kevin Rudd has froze continue

pay of MPs. A move the Opposition

says will attract only clones,

loseers, half wits and screw balls loseers, half wits and screw balls

into Parliament. - clowns, losers.

Oh no, how would we spot them?

But so what if low pay ends up

attracting clowns? It will save on

petrol allowance because they'll

all fit in one car. (Cheering and

applause). Because they're clowns.

And instead of secret deals with

Japan they could actually increase

the number of whales by making them

out of balloons. (laughs) It's a

sperm. The defence force wants to

save 1 billion dollars a year from

the sharpened of the military which

means hundreds of jobs are going to

be relocated or lost. And to really

save on the sharpened instead of

being issued bayon ets soldierss

will be instructed to whittle their

rifle to a point. And it's going to

get worse. In fact, they're

scraping the Air Force all together

and replacing it with a hundred

pilots on bush bikes going. Ding

ding. Honk, honk. Qantas hasn't

been going too well lately so

they've opened a high tech 10

million dollar training stratgifplt

it's part of a stratdepi to propel

the brand off the top instead of

off the runway through some trees off the runway through some trees

and into the side of a hanger which

is their strategy. Virgin Blue cut

another centimetre off the hostys another centimetre off the hostys

skirts. Our friends in America are

also doing it tough. A support

group has been formed for wives and

girlfriends called dating a banker

anom - anonymous. Dating a banker

anonymous because the collapse of

the entire world economy can really

spoil brunch. The group is very

helpful getting together regularly

to sip champagne and clat. I just to sip champagne and clat. I just

wonder how they'll survive on only

one anal bleaching a week.

I'm regreting this doesn't come I'm regreting this doesn't come

with pictures. It's heart breaking.

Husbands can no longer afford to

keep a mistress so they're bugging

their wives for sex, and who wants

to root a poor man? Some bankers

actually want more sex after a day

of bad news. This is known as

grumpy pumpy. (laughs). If you are

interested trk wives and

girlfriends also have a blog with

entries like, "In sickness and in

wealth "And "If I wanted to marry

for love I would have bought

news! smaller tits." And that's the good

(Cheering and applause). (Sings) #

It's good news week. (Sings) # It's 'Good News Week'.

(Sings) # Its 'Good News Week'.

(Sings) # It's 'Good News Week'.

Thank you thank you good evening.

Surrounds by our imaginary friend

the golden child Claire Hooper! The

special boy, Akmal Saleh. And from

the axis of awesome, the hot sounds

of jordan Raskopolis. (Cheering and

applause). And they're taking aim

at the cheap and cheerful, Mikey

Robins! (Cheering and applause).

From the biggest loser the

sparkling Ajay Rochester. And he's

heading to the Adelaide fringe with

a show called going at it with a

big stand. The stand up who knows

Tom Gleeson! how to treat Americans and chickens,

I mentioned it before, like your

ads. Thank you. Yes yeah, they were

good. We had a lot of funding do

that - doing ba and that because

Americans would like to be on TV S

they lined up to do the red rooster

ad. But what happened was one of

them was smart. What are the

chances? Oh, no. I said where's red

rooster and they said what flag's

this? Australian, they answered all

the questions correctly and then

they left and one of the crew

members said, gee, you didn't want

that, did you, a smart American.

That's no good. Quickly I want to

point out because some people have

accused me of selling since I've

done the ad. I only did the ad

because I really liked chicken.

(Bleep) shit. Sorry. I had to do

the ad to get some money so I could

pay my taxes. I don't know about

that. I know a really good layer,

thoi. I love it when the teams

starts tearing itself apart before

the game's started. Jordan, your

first time on the show. Look, I am

just happy to be here. Really?

Weird. Jordan, don't worry. Weird. Jordan, don't worry. That'll

change. Enough - Akmal you've been

trying to say something since

you've been here. I was interrupted

and now I can't remember it. I'm

sure it will come back to you some

time in the future. I'll call you

when it does. Do. We will begin now

with what's the story. It's the

name of the game. Claire, Akmal,

Jordan. Take your marks. Oh, AOC.

Olympics. Pot pot pot. Definitely

about pot pot - definitely about

Harry Potter. Kevin Rudd and coats

and the other guy all going on a

buck's night. On a bus. And Julia

gil lard is the striper. You may

not have read this story because

it's bull shit. I think it's got to

do with the Olympics because AOC

popped up there. I think it's -

we're not paying enough to get good

sports people snoofplt this is true.

John coats said we're head fog ar

sporting recession and Paul keeting

said, this is the bronze medal we

had to have. I think it's just that

the elim picks doesn't have enough

sport that is wear good it. I mean

there's no cricket, there's no am

and recently we are the world

number 1 in obesity. I think

obesity should be an Olympic sport.

Yeah! I am an athlete.? Yeah, you

are. Claire did you want to add

anything in? You want to get as

gold medals as special it should go

to as many bongs as possible for

the swim team. Train the fell.s way.

Why do athletees have to be given

money? Why not earn it. For example,

why don't the hammer throwers work

at Bunnings with hammers or the

pole vaulters pole dance or - In

Sydney there's been a lot of

problems with the ferrys. Instead

of getting the ferry from Manly you

jump on the back of a swimmer. Take

me to circular key. Mush. Yeah, I

think it's called Mardi Gras. They

do have sit. - have it. 10 points

to take them into the game

according to a study by the

Australian Olympic committee unless

there's a dramat ache increase in

Government Government funding this

country is head for a 20 year

sporting recession. Yeah. Move over

education, stand aside medical care,

sporters in trouble. Let's face it

people of taurks golden era of

Australian sport is over. We should

give up and focus on something

we're good at it like binge

drinking, Thai food and living on

credit. Thank you. I reckon -

there's all the scandiums about

breast feeding women in public and

all that kind of thing, I think we

should have the breast feeding

championships at the Olympics we'd

all stand round the Aussies and go

skull, skull, skwul. I think

there's gold for Australia. Breast

feeding women in public you do

women breast feeding bay pwhis,

don't you? I hope so. Mikey, and

team, can you chew on this? That's

a guy shouting at a plant. Oh, this

is disgusting. Yeah, they use fish

to give you a ped cure. What's

next? Anal cleaning, no I'm not

going to go there. It's not the

first actually. In London - this is

true sadly, and I know this, bull's

sperm as a hair conditioner. And -

How do they get the bull into the

shower? I don't know. Instead of a

Brazilian they put a beaver on your

beaver. (applause). It's basically

like you lie in a tub, is that

right? Or your feet do. Fish

anybodyle on you. The dead skin.

There's an Aussie version of that

where you lay in the tub and recks

hunt anybodyles on you. Throw that

back really quickly. I reckon this

would be a really good thing to do

on the biggest loser. Halfway

through the series all the

contestants start wearing skirts

because they're getting too loose

in a skin. Put them all in a skub

and get the fish to eat the extra

skin. Do a really good job. Even

better a range of leather goods. Oh,

my God. Biggest loser briefcases,

wallets. The stomach. They do it

right, ladies and gentlemen. Flesh

eating fish have become a popular

treatment in health spas around the

world where customer pay to sit in

a pool and get their dead skin

anybodyleed all. Spas are now being

run by Batman villains from the 60s.

They're called doctor fish and

after the finish cureing you unlike

western medicine you can enjoy your

doctor with a squeeze of lemon and

chips. Dr fish are also perfect for

treating crabs, sore muscles and

trouble with your bearded clam. The

annual fish conversion, the other

fish must be looking at them going,

you do what? I mean, seriously, I

am a bottom feeder and I'm better

than you. That's disgusting. The

only time you can't take the

treatment is during winter when

fish like to hieber nait in a dark

cave or cef vas. I think I just

found NEMO. (Cheering and applause).

And having your dead skin

anybodyleed srnt for everyone. The

Liberal Party party had such a

weekend and nearly lost one person.

Hooper team, 10 points, Robins team,

10 points. GOOD EVENING, DAVID BALFOUR, THE CANBERRA FIREFIGHTER, KILLED IN VICTORIA LAST WEEK WILL BE FAREWELLED IN GOWRIE TOMORROW. AND TRIBUTES ARE POURING IN AT THE RAIDERS, AFTER THE DEATH OF THE CLUB'S FOUNDER, LES MCINTYRE YESTERDAY, HE WAS 93. TAKING A LOOK AT SPORT, AND RUGBY STAR, MATT GITEAU, WILL HEAD BACK TO CANBERRA NEXT SEASON, TO PLAY WITH BRUMBIES. A SHOWER POSSIBLE IN CANBERRA TOMORROW. (GOODNIGHT) GOOD EVENING, WOLLONGONG BASED, BLUESCOPE STEEL HAS What makes Vaalia the feelgood yoghurt? With its unique blend of three active cultures, Vaalia helps naturally regulate and maintain your digestive system. Try Vaalia today and discover for yourself. When you feel good on the inside, it shows. VOICEOVER: Smart Start, MP3 compatibility, a 100-kilowatt Dual VVT-i engine... ..and now with Vehicle Stability Control. Corolla's packed with a lil' action. A sausage, bacon, egg and cheese wrap...toasted!

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During the break, as we promised

the studio audience, both teams

were given 3clus to recent strange

but true story. Hooper, Saleh and

Raskopolis have a cracking good

cheese. An official wig. I am the

judge. Madonna's simple cousin. I'm

seeing you as Marie an won the et.

Really? Put the wrong bit in the

guillotine. That's fantastic. We

also have this.

(Sings) # Tonight I gotta cut loose,

foot loose, kick off your Sunday

shoes, please luz, pull me off of

my knees. Jack get back, come on my

four way track.

(Sings) # Loose, you're loose, everybody gotta cut loose. (Cheering and applause).

Yeah. Singing bee. I really liked

that. You're sitting there with

your waistcoat and tie and singing

at a desk it was just like seeing

your accountant launch into a song.

Can you do my tax? Robins,

Rochester and Gleeson got a knee an

der natural. - knee an derthal.

Whafrpblgts a big en - big bone you

V I may have to bury it later. You V I may have to bury it later. You

look good likey. Maybe you should

recreate the entire first half an

hur of 2001 a space odd see. If my

wife's watching put on the Betty

rubble costume. We also have a

wallet. It's what a big wallet you

have. I look like rove Mcman yus

down at the shops.

That's Mikey's wallet before he

lost weight. That was full of pies.

I don't know guys, do I need to get

like a wax? Sorry. Are How'd the

bone get in there? And finally we have this.

(Sings) # Love to love baby, oh,

love to love bay bifplt - bay

bifplt oh love to love ya baby.

Ofrpblgts oh.. Oh. What happened?

All that steamy stuff a little heat

rth later. Now the game called up

cut. Three scrambleed line from the

weeks to unscramble. Akmal. For you

we have Tibet ceasefire, haka slum,

special gamblers day. Un scramble

it. This - You can do it. Look,

that's to advertise the poker room

at the Black town RSL. And a haka,

it's Tibet ceasefire. Actually,...

(applause) OK. Haka, is - I know

this story, but - slums. Just talk

amongst yourselves. It will be a

while now. We've got all night.

Take as long as you want. Oh,

really? Yeah. Tibets do a ha kafplt

it's called. That's bull shit. Do

you want me to do the haka while

you do there? If you could. Do the

ha kafplt - haka. Jordan doing the haka.

(Cheering and applause). It's only

the Maori that is can get away with

doing the ha kafplt can you ever a

Swedish person doing. Come in spa.

Alright. I marry add New Zealand

man and I was really disappointed

when I found out about the haka when I found out about the haka

because I think it was just our

special thing. Really? Can I buy -

buy a valve? The haka. Alright. OK.

Yes. Tibet's special. Yeah. Tibet

is special. Where's Tibet? It's

special. The Chinese don't know.

Tibet sperblg. Yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah.

Ceasefire. Like watching a squirrel Ceasefire. Lim

build an engine. I'll - it'll be

ready by the sum senior. Help me

out here. Gambler's slum it. Yeah,

yeah, and it's over. And - Haka

ceasefire. This team's working very

hard, ladies and gentlemen. Oh,

that'll do. I know this because the

haka has been copyrighted by the

Maoris, no one else is allowed to

do the haka. So I owe someone some

money. You do. Reach for my wallet.

As an Egyptian I'm going to

copyright this. Hey, mate. Expect a

big cheque from the dangles. Yeah,

yeah. Shall we just see if Akmal is

right? The headlines were ceasefire

over ha kafplt Yes. Gamblers slum

it. Yes. Tibet's special day. Yeah

The Chinese Government has decided

that Tibet will have a special day

every year to celebrate the

crushing of the rebellon led by the

dal lie llama 50 years ago. The dal

lie led a vital uprising. With

vegetarianism and chanting. China

crushed them, freeed the slaves and

the Tibet yins looked back although

they have been teched to look back

and see who's doing all the

screaming. To celebrate e Mance

paigs day, there'll be lots of

events including whack a llama,

done the lamb and llama, pin the

bayonet on the llama and a live

shooting gallery called reincar shooting gallery called reincar

nait the llama. Tom Gleeson, could

you take your place on the board?

Yes For you we have shush. Grim

passengers, owe ba ma's law

breakers told we're weeding out.

What are the three sentences?

Pretty good as it is. Warnings are

always a good way of starting a

headline. Maybe that. That's what

they put on Jetstar flights.

Warning, grim passengers. I'm just

saying that there are a lot of

tracksuits on that flight. That's

all I'm sassying. - saying. And

that's the hostesss, right. Yeah.

Actually, I reckon that is more

likely. Yeah. That looks good. Yeah,

that looks good. You see how that looks good. You see how long

Tom's gone for? If he went for

another four hour that is would be

your go. I reckon that one is

something to do with the credit

crunch, something to do with all

the houses were getting - people

spending too much money on them and

then Barack Obama started to

suggest people make houses out of

ginger bread, and han sell and

Gretel - oh, hang on, that's the

brother grim's warning. (applause).

That is the first fairy tale joke

on this show. That was scary. I

reckon - You just haven't got

enough arms there, mate, have you?

Sorry. I reckon that and -

Gardening? That. I reckon this has

got to be to do with Michael fell

ps. He was the only one who wasn't

charged at that party. I think

another 7 were arrested. This ting

that caught me about this story,

upset me, he lost his kel log's

sponsorship and I think that was

wrong because he was caught having

a bong and what I have heard about

marijuana, is that it makes you

hungry and what better late night

snack is there than cereal? It

would have been a little - Tom

Gleeson, let's see if he's right.

Barack Obama's grim warning,

weeding out law break ars yes,

passengers told, shush. He does

have it. (applause) Loud mobile

phone and MB3 users are being

targeted by a new campaign if the

Western Australian public transport

authority. It's subsidiary. Ve loss

sa rap tore. Sorry. I suffer from a

rare form of ter rets. Makes me go rare form of ter rets. Makes me go

into dine saur noises. Do you have

more than one? Could happen any

time. I might start spitting if I

get The Spiting dine saur. Watch

out for that. Sydney ice rail

authority wants train computers to

top down their owe idols, stop

talking so loudly on their mobiles

and get out and push. Commuters in

Melbourne said they'd be happy to

share with loud passengers if it

meant you were on a train F you're

too stew mid- to know the iPod is

too loud, driver's singing along

wit, blood coming out of your ears

and vibrations are so extreme

smiling like she's the one sitting

over the wheel well. Hooper, 25

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This is limricks, the very clever

game where the clues are limricks.

Claire, we have for you. A boffin

from Britain said roses and ironing board from Britain said roses and ironing

board get our nose has and yet

steaming chip make us lip our lips

it's a medley of smell he supposes.

What is it it about? It's a

scientist from lopd has invented a

perfume to pull English women. It

smells of roses, ironing board and

chips No. No, it's not. That's not

true - That was the joke one. Real true - That was the joke one. Real

one. I know the real one do you

know it? Yeah. Akmal wants to sait

I want Jordan to say something. So

you both know it. It's a serious

condition. I know. I deal wit every

day. No wonder they got extinct. I

think it is that there's a British

scientist has found the kem cams

that make fish and chips smell and

he he's harnessing that to power

some kind of death ray. Oh, so

close. Claire, back to you. They've

separated the smell components of

the smell of chips and they're

really complex. There's ironing

boards supposedly, sin mon,

Cocanarup, cheese, onion. It's not

about the ironing board. Yeah,

smems like - That's why every time

I iron I get attacked by seagulls.

It smells like that. Sniet sounded

like he was saying the reasons

chips are such a compelling and

attractive smell is because they're

so complex. You know, my husband

makes some pretty complex smells.

And it doesn't - you know, that

doesn't draw me in. Yeah. I don't

know where it went but it was right

at some point long past. They have

it. (Cheering and applause).

Scientists have discovered why

hotship - whil chips so smell.

Complex arrow mas, including onions

and ironing boofrpltdz how many

comes - timeous come home to think

mum's cooking chips only to see

she's ironing. Two times. Never

again. A great place to get chips

is red rooster. (applause) The

scientist - you're appalling.

You've become a monster. I'd like

to thank mersaidepeez bepbz. -

mersai deezbens. The scientists

found fish smelled like washing

machine filled with chickens,

potato cakes smell like a monkey

brushing its teeth with a cardboard

box. Dim sims smell like dead cats

turned into dim sims. Can I attempt

a limrick with you, Mr Robins? If

you must. Little fella. Sit there

in your host's chair all clever

Feeling very sparky tonight. Mum's

proud of him because she never

thought he'd amount to much.

Hosting a TV show. Loves me the old

girl. I'm the talk of the catholic

tennis ladies. Right. Japanese

tennis ladies. Right. Japanese

crooks in the know won't burgle the

new robot show in case they are

caught by a spy that's short and

moves so incredibly slow. I'm

assuming - I'm in the across this

one but reading between lines

there's some robot job in Japan.

That's not even reading between

them, is sit? Let's be honest.

Reading the lines. I'm assuming but

my team members might be able to

help me out. Some sort of robot

spider on security snoofplt I sadly

know the answer to this because I

have a son who spends about 15

hours a day on you tube. Mother of

the year. Hello, welcome to the

electronic film sit senior. He'll

sit there and I - I'll film biggest

loser. Don't worry, they've been

involved in my court case. Bad for

your child to have a baby biggest

loser. Are you saying my kid's fat?

I haven't seen your child. My son

is going to watch this show. Hello.

Just because I was 130 kilos and Just because I was 130 kilos and

named my kid kie which means food

in Maori. I mean, he's fat. Means

you want to eat him. May we focus

on the - I know it's difficult. Yes.

Attention deficit disorder is a

terrible thing but if we could just

at one point in this game just play

the God damn game. Robot. There's

this robot that was built and it's

like a security guard like a little

spider bot and it hides in your

house or business and if the

kpwrookings come in it spits like a

web net over the crook and they get

caught. Sounds a little dag gi, not

so much down robot end by decks ter

from perfect match. They have it,

ladies and gentlemen. All the hours

on you tube. No Tokyo a new robotic

security guard can sense an

intruder and spray a spider web net intruder and spray a spider web net

and en tangles them If you got it

on row motor control into a

nightclub you weren't allowed into

and found yourself a liely di. The

robot can go 6 kilometres an hour

so can catch slow robbers or Steven

hawking. Catches thieves if they're

slow. Walk off. Escape the spider

bot. (applause) Yes! Gold. Paul,

not only walk off, but how does

spider bot go with stair sns As

well as the da electrics, I - dalek

I expect. The robot works best at

night. Over there 35 pointings,

over there 35 points. Coming up, buzzers of death.

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(Cheering and applause). (Sings) #

It's 'Good News Week'. Here it is,

the evil playing known as buzzers

of the death. Blfpbg Yeah, love

this one. Ajay and Jordan will face

off over a series of multiple

questions but you must wait until I

have finished the question. What

are you? I'm ve loss sa rap tore.

Serious lirks I deal wit every day

every day. Please wait till I

finish the question before you

answer. Miss Rochester. Oh. Oh, my

gosh. Michael fell ps is here. I

thought that was your Lebanese. Mr

Raskopolis. Oh. First question. The

crime family. In Malaysia two

brothers arrested on drug charges brothers arrested on drug charges

have escaped the hang man's have escaped the hang man's

National Nine News. Not yet. It's a

multiple choice you. Have to wait

until the end. You have a choice of

four, alright. Four? You've given

it away now, haven't you? First

question, the crime family n

Malaysia two brother ace rested on

drug charges have escaped the hang

man's noost. Why? No. What are you man's noost. Why? No. What are you

doing to me? Sorry, sorry. Ifo get

nasal delivery systemous can stop

that problem from happen ag. I just

touch a button and fireworks happen.

That's all I can say.

They've escaped to hang man's noost.

They're twins and they can't

remember which one is criminals.

They're conjoined or C a playing of

rats got into the evidence locker

before the trial? Jordan. You're

thinking rats. I No, it's A I think

they've just got very cylindrical

heads. They've whraked or broke,

they've gone straight through.

Seriously, I think A. Let's see if

Jordan is right. He is right! Woe!

Yeah!

It is A next question. You must

wait till I have completed the

entire question before you answer.

Can I just say I really like the

smell of fire cracker? Why is that?

It smells of chips. Little bit of

ironing board. Next question. Read

them and wheep. A new version of a

classic British novel is being

turned into a film a, sense and

senseability and slut. Be pride and

prejudice and zam bys or C roam yo

and July yet versus pred tore? and July yet versus pred tore?

Imagine if a magician just turned

up then? I really think - Yeah,

ajaifplt I think it's the roam yo

and July yet and Arnold swars

neglecter. What letter could it be?

C Oh, good. Let's see if she's

right. Oh. That's the first time

anyone's ever got a question wrong

in this show. In fact B. Australia

ten taishus. The final question.

The Australian comedian. How much

can a koala bear? No. Jane

Australia tin. She wrog the - wrote

the book. She made Australia ten

taishus. Don't make him angry. Can

we stop? Hitting the bloody red

buttons? Nose things have to go

back to Guantanamo Bay. Be careful.

The final question. The big house.

In China a con plan is facing jail

to swindling an American scientist.

What is unusual about the case? The

con plan is 99 years could get 10

years. B, he swindleed the American

out of three man das or the

American's last name is Bush? I

know that answer. You are scareing

the shit out of me. Well, it's A.

The 99 year old guy. 99 year old

swind her. Let's see if she's right.

A, it is. Yes, it's a guilty grand

pafplt a crooker man has gone on

trial in Beijing accused of

cheating an American academic out

of 120,000 dollars. He claimed to

be a long dead provincial governor

who could get his hands on money. 9

year old Chinese man 10, American 0. year old Chinese man L

He could get 99 years or life. He's

hoping for life because it's much

shorter. Them now on 45 points.

Them on 40 points. Sham I cross the

wires? I hate doing this because it

all goes off. That was bad enough. all goes off. That was bad enough.

Ladies and gentlemen, crossing the wires.

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when they open a Commonwealth Bank Transaction Account. Are you kidding?! No-fee banking over this party animal?! (ELECTRONIC QUACKING) (QUACKING CONTINUES) How many did we make? Today? See ya. MAN: Need a cab, sir? No, I'm right, thanks. Cheers. SONG: # I wasn't doin' nothin'... # Catch you, Johnny. (Laughs) # Yes, what is it # I'm supposed to have done? # Hey... # Every police car is a mobile RBT so if you're worried about getting breath-tested, you should be. SIREN WAILS # Better get a lawyer, son # You'd better get a real good one... #

(Sings) # It's 'Good News Week'.

Trying to hear what those strange

but trues are all about. Claire,

Akmal, Jordan, you had the cheese.

Oh what's that? I love Paul. We

also have a wig. A wig, yes. Hello,

ladies. And this.

(Sings) # Gotta cut loose, foot

loose, kick off your Sunday shoes.

Please luz, pull me off of my knees.

Jack get back, come on my four way

track. Loose, you're - foot loose, everybody gotta cut loose. (Cheering and applause).

(Cheering and applause). Brilliant (Cheering and ap

ladies and gentlemen. Who agrees?

(Cheering and applause). You rock!

Give you another two points for

that. Of course do we have an

answer? No, I'm stuffed. Take a

breath. Akmal. You've done your

part. Do you know this story? Yeah,

I actually think I do. But go ahead.

The tower is a guy in Holland was The tower is a guy in Holland was

denied university because his feet

smelt really badly. Of cheese. Of

cheese. Ironing boards. And Jordan.

But - Hey. You know he's from

Holland. It's really hard to get

those odour eaters into the clogs.

He was studying Yes do I.

Philosophy. And what they do. They

basically send him home for 10

years to sit at home ra do nothing

to. That's a philosophy degree

Claire did you wasn't to add

anything? You've got that look on

your face. There was a lot of fuss

made over it. 10 years ago at ta

start of it they should have said

what do you want, philosophy degree

or feet and he makes the choice.

The philosophical question. And

what is the sound of no feet

clapping? If a man takes his socks

off in the forers does anyone

smell? - forest does anyone smell?

I'm going to stop them there,

ladies and gentlemen, and which're

going to move on. - we're going to going to move on. - we're going to move on.

After 10 year legal battle a Dutch philosophy

philosophy student with

exceptionally smell Iy feet has won

the right to go back to university.

His feet must have really stunk

given what we know now about Dutch

ofens. They were even complaints

from students in other lecture

threatens. They were stkud diing

advanced cheese making and his feet

were interfeeber - interfereing

with the fact practical. He

represented himself. He argued in

court, I stink, therefore I am.

Mikey, aAjay Tom quorks you had the

knee an derthal, the wallet and

this. (Sings) # I love to love you

baby. Oh, I love to love ya, baby.

(Sings) # Oh, I love to love you

baby. When you lay so close to me,

there's no place I'd rather be than

with you here with me. (Cheering

and applause). Hey, look, I eem in

one house. - I'm in one house.

Actually what I - in here represent

it is exact opposite to hay mi wine

house. It is in fact evolution

because she's been going in the

other direction. It's a theory

about how - the process of

evolution has been defined mates -

obviously used to be providers

hunters, gatherers. Now they are hunters, gatherers. Now they are

providers. Women are evolutionary

drawn to rich men S that pretty

much it. There's a - there's a

little more to the story. Do you little more to the story. Do you

want to fill it? Tom. It's not just

that women have been evolveed to be

attracted to rich men. It's when

they are with them they have bigger

orgasms. So the richer the people -

See, I told you it's not my fault,

honey. It's the pay rise. I'm honey. It's the pay rise. I'm

saving you up to give you a really

good one. I need some overtime. Oh,

come on. I'll make you happy when

the tax return comes in I promise.

They have it. Give them a clap for

getting it right. Did you know

skienthists - scientistes have

determined that there are only four

orgasms. Never existence. No,

existence girls. Pretty sure I had

one of them, for myself when I -

was The first is a positive which

goes, oh, yes, yes, yes! Right.

First, section is the negative

which is. I just lost some weight

then. That's how I really lost my

weight. Hey, I just got off that.

The second orgasm took a little

long senior the negative which goes,

oh, no, oh, no, no, no! Third -

Maybe, maybe, maybe. No. There's

only four. The third is the

religious which goes, oh, God, oh,

God, oh, God, gorks, God! OK. My

wife is watching. I just want to

say I'm pretending to enjoy this.

What's the last one then? The

fourth one was the fake one which

went. Oh, oh, oh, Mikey. Mikey,

plieky, Mikey. What about the

really quiet one in front of the

computer, what's that one? Of

course enough. They have it. Give

them a clap for getting it right.

According to new research from the

UK wealthy men give their partners

more and better orgasms than those

with smaller bank balances. That's

why the G spot has been so hard to

find. It's actually in a man's back

pofpblgt the global recession has

left a lot of guys with stock

brokers foot. James packer used to

go off. That's bizarre. It's how he

looks. I'm a dead man. But it's

obvious rich guys are better in

dead. The - bed. The wife of a

billion air can have 35 or 6

orgasms a day and all before her

husband comes home. Stay tuned.

Fast money is next. Your garden hose can chew through 20 litres of water per minute. So think twice, even if it's your turn to water. Try to keep it to once a week, and if it rains, don't water at all. Thinking gardeners:

(Sings) # It's 'Good News Week'.

Contain your excitement ladies and

gentlemen. It's time for Kevin

Rudd's last money. (Cheering and

applause). - fast money. In mish

gan a teenage prisoner who escaped

from a court house was recaptured

not far away. Where did they find

him? In his cell. He locked himself

in. No. Hiding in the boot of the

judge's car. At a hospital car tear

ya in Colorado a man who reached

into his pocket to pay for his

lunch forgot a bit of a surprise.

What happened? Anyone know. Bunch

of fish ate all the skin off his

feet. Colorado reached into his

pocket. What happened? He reached

into his pocket and pulled out some

delicious red rooster. He

accidentally pulled to tricking of

his consealed handgun and shot

himself. And you know what? Where

did that happen? Colorado, in a did that happen? Colorado, in a

man's pocket. They just don't get

it in America. He wasn't a smart

one. You are a shameless whore. In

England motorists stop add woman

who was staggering dungenly across

the road. What were the drivers

worried about? His brakes weren't

working. It's a woman. It's a woman.

Because she wasn't sure of her

sexuality snoofplt because she had

a baby with her. The baby she was

baby-sitting is. Yes. And And the

baby was - The baby was drunk. In

fact, the woman was drink. - drunk

T woman was pushing a double

program with two kids inside and a

can of beer. When the police

arrived she couldn't remember their

names. So Britney's in England?

That's it. It is over, ladies and

gentlemen. In the drunk tank

tonight. Claire Hooper, Akmal Saleh

and jordan Raskopolis scored a

smashing 50 points! (Cheering and applause).

Hammering Mikey Robins, Ajay

Rochester and Tom Gleeson on 40

points! (Cheering and applause).

Woe! Ten.com.ap U/GNW for the bonus

features and bonus CD when too much

Akmal is not enough. Watch out,

five volumes snoofplt just six Is

that a wallet in your pocket. The

Royal family will be attending the

unveiling of the mum and be - the

Sunday is the rugby league World Sunday is the rugby league World

Cup challenge. This year it's

geography. Good luck T bu owe of

statistics will release the average

earnings figures, this week more

than average than in ever. That's

right, counter gala. Look it up.

And in Adelaide the opening of the

fringe festival sl clash with the

binge festival, the minute j

festival. It will be drupbgs

complained about embarrassed

beavers as far as the eye can see. Good night.

Supertext captions by Red Bee Media Australia www.redbeemedia.com.au. PREVIOUSLY ON "DEXTER"... Man: TWO TREASURE HUNTERS MADE A GHASTLY DISCOVERY TODAY WHEN THEY STUMBLED ON WHAT APPEARS TO BE

AN UNDERWATER GRAVEYARD IN A CREVICE OFF THE COAST OF MIAMI. Debra: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THERE MIGHT BE A NEW MASS MURDERER OUT THERE WAY WORSE THAN THE ICE-TRUCK KILLER. THE "BAY HARBOR BUTCHER"? THAT'S WHAT THE PRESS IS CALLING WHOEVER DUMPED BODIES OFFSHORE. THE LAST THING MIAMI NEEDS IS ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER. 13 AND COUNTING. THEY'RE SO SWAMPED UP THERE,

THEY HAD TO BRING IN OUTSIDE TALENT. Doakes: FRANK LUNDY? HE'S A ROCK STAR. THE GREEN RIVER KILLER, THE D.C. SNIPER -- IF THE CASE WAS IMPOSSIBLE, HE BROKE IT. Dexter: SO, THIS IS THE MAN WHO STANDS BETWEEN ME AND DEATH ROW. WITH YOUR HELP, WE'LL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS AWFUL THING. SO, LET'S GET A JUMP-START ON THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER. WITH DOAKES TAILING ME, MY LIFE'S BEEN ALL JEKYLL AND NO HYDE. PAUL KEPT INSISTING TO ME THAT YOU KNOCKED HIM OVER THE HEAD, DRAGGED HIM TO HIS MOTEL, AND SHOT HIM UP WITH DRUGS. I HIT PAUL TO PROTECT YOU AND THE KIDS. LOOK, IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT BETWEEN US, YOU WILL ANSWER ME THIS ONE QUESTION AND YOU WILL TELL ME THE TRUTH. ARE YOU AN ADDICT? YES, I HAVE AN ADDICTION. MY NAME IS CAROLINE.

I'M AN ADDICT. All: HI, CAROLINE. Caroline: UM, I STARTED TAKING PAIN PILLS AFTER MY BACK SURGERY. I DON'T NEED THEM FOR THE PAIN ANYMORE. NOW I... NOW I JUST NEED THEM. Dexter: AND I NEED DUCT TAPE -- THREE OR FOUR ROLLS. RUNNING LOW ON HEAVY-DUTY TRASH BAGS. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME I SHARPENED MY KNIVES? ( Voice breaking ) AND I LOST MY LICENSE. Dexter: TEARS NOW? IT'S VERY HARD TO CONCENTRATE IN HERE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK DONE? ( SNIFFS ) Woman: MY HUSBAND SAYS HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME IF I DON'T STAY SOBER. BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MYSELF. Dexter: "NO SELF-CONTROL, LOST EVERYTHING, TRYING TO STOP." SAME WHINY STORY OVER AND OVER FOR... 10 MINUTES -- FEELS LIKE 10 HOURS. Woman: ...TAKING LORTABS AND DARVOCET AND PERCOCET AND ANYTHING I COULD GET MY HANDS ON. AND EVEN NOW... I'D KILL FOR A VICODIN.

Dexter: LIGHTWEIGHT. Woman: FIRST I THOUGHT, "NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS," I DON'T BELONG HERE. YOU GUYS ARE REAL ADDICTS. ( LIGHT LAUGHTER ) Rita: SO, HOW WAS THE MEETING? TELL ME EVERYTHING. IT WAS, UH, INTERESTING,

HEARING THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. KNOWING YOU'RE NOT ALONE. EXACTLY. DID YOU GET FORTUNE COOKIES? ONLY THE ONES WITH THE GOOD FORTUNES. SO, DID YOU SHARE OR JUST LISTEN? I JUST WANTED TO TAKE IT ALL IN MY FIRST TIME OUT. THINK I FORGOT... AH, HERE THEY ARE. SPRING ROLLS. AND WHAT ABOUT A SPONSOR? DID YOU FIND ONE? I DIDN'T WANT TO RUSH INTO ANYTHING. IT'S AN IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP. ABSOLUTELY. OKAY, SO, LET'S SEE YOUR NEWCOMER'S CHIP. ( SIGHS ) NEWCOMER'S CHIP. YEAH... ( SIGHS ) YOU DID STAY UNTIL THE END, DIDN'T YOU? OF COURSE I DID. RIGHT TO THE END. ( SCOFFS ) YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LIAR. I KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT 12-STEP PROGRAMS TO BE EASILY CONNED, DEXTER. I DIDN'T STAY TILL THE END END, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD SOME IMPORTANT ERRANDS TO RUN. MMM. IMPORTANT? WHAT? AM I IMPORTANT? ARE THE KIDS? YEAH.

YES, OF COURSE. WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW IMPORTANT, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T WORK THE PROGRAM -- AND I MEAN REALLY WORK IT -- I JUST... I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN. ALL RIGHT, KIDS. DINNER. Dexter: HOW IMPORTANT ARE THEY? I'M SURE SOMEONE WITH A HEART COULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION. TOMORROW. I'LL GO TOMORROW. I'LL STAY.

OKAY? OKAY. ( ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ) HOLD THE ELEVATOR! ( SIGHS ) THANKS. NICE DODGE LAST NIGHT, FLOORING IT THROUGH THAT YELLOW LIGHT. OH... WERE YOU BEHIND ME? SEE YOU TONIGHT. ( INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ) LaGuerta: WE WILL GET TO ALL OF YOU. OKAY, TAKE THEIR NAMES AND KEEP THEM OUT OF THE BULLPEN TILL WE FIGURE THIS OUT. Man: SUE MacMILLAN. SHE DISAPPEARED FOUR YEARS AGO. WHO ARE THEY? Batista: EVERY FAMILY MEMBER OF EVERY MISSING PERSON FOR THE LAST DECADE. INCLUDING SOME SAD, LONELY, AND PRESUMABLY SINGLE WOMEN, COURTESY OF LIEUTENANT PASCAL. IT'S NOT HER FAULT. THAT REPORTER'S AN ASSHOLE. ( TELEPHONE DIALS ) SERGEANT? YEAH, HOLD THE REST OF THEM DOWNSTAIRS. WE'RE OUT OF ROOM HERE. YOU SEEN PASCAL? YOU KNOW, PASCAL IS JUST CAUGHT IN A CYCLE OF REACTION. SHE'S NOT CO-CREATING HER OWN REALITY. YOU KNOW THOSE WORDS DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING, RIGHT? LOOK AROUND YOU, BRO. SHE'S MANIFESTING NEGATIVITY. Masuka: IT'S ON AGAIN. EXCUSE ME, LIEUTENANT? NO COMMENT. WE HAVE REPORTS THERE WERE DOZENS OF BODIES FOUND

IN THAT UNDERWATER GRAVE SITE. NOT DOZENS. THE BOSS' SWEATER MELONS LOOK BIGGER ON TV. THE OPERATIVE WORD IS "BOSS." SHOW SOME RESPECT. I THOUGHT I WAS. ONE DOZEN? TWO DOZEN? 18 OR SO. HAVE THE FAMILIES BEEN NOTIFIED? WE'RE STILL TRYING TO IDENTIFY THEM.

IF VIEWERS HAVE INFORMATION, THEY SHOULD CONTACT YOU? YES. FINE. SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

POLICE ARE SEEKING ANY LEADS THAT CAN HELP THEM IDENTIFY THE 18 FACELESS VICTIMS OF THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT... PASCAL IS DEFINITELY OFF HER GAME. WORD IS HER FIANCE IS CATCHING SOME STRANGE ON THE SLY. THAT'D DO IT. THE SHIT STOPS HERE. GIVE IT TO ME. ( TELEVISION CLICKS OFF ) Dexter: MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WON'T FIND ANSWERS HERE. CHANCES ARE GOOD THEIR LOVED ONES WEREN'T AMONG MY CHOSEN FEW. Matthews: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT A GREAT JOB YOU'VE ALL BEEN DOING ON THIS HORRIFIC CASE. AND WITH THE HELP OF THE BEST MAN HUNTER IN THE FBI, WE SHOULD HAVE ANSWERS SOON. IN THE MEANTIME, THE DAILY WORK OF THIS PRECINCT MUST CONTINUE TO SERVE THE PUBLIC, SO WE'LL BE DIVIDING UP OUR RESOURCES. AGENT LUNDY HAS REQUESTED THE FOLLOWING OFFICERS FOR HIS JOINT TASK FORCE. OFFICER COOK... LUNDY MADE ME LFI. LFI? LEAD FORENSICS INVESTIGATOR. SORRY YOU GOT BONED, BUT, HEY, NO BLOOD SPATTER. ( SIGHS ) SUCKS TO BE ME. ACTUALLY, IT KEEPS ME OFF LUNDY'S RADAR. SERGEANT LEE. DETECTIVE RAMOS.... ...OFFICER PANKO... DETECTIVE BATISTA... YES! I SAW THIS HAPPENING.

...AND OFFICER DEBRA MORGAN.

THOSE CALLED WILL REPORT DIRECTLY TO SPECIAL AGENT LUNDY. AND LET'S NOT FORGET THIS IS ON ALL OF US, FOLKS. LET'S KEEP OUR EYES AND OUR EARS OPEN. THE ICE-TRUCK KILLER WAS AN AMATEUR COMPARED TO THIS GUY. Lundy: I'D ALSO APPRECIATE IT IF YOUR LIEUTENANT WOULD CONSULT WITH ME BEFORE SPEAKING TO THE PRESS. I'LL RIP HER A NEW ONE... IF I CAN FIND HER. PRINTS, FIBER, TRACE EVIDENCE --

NO, THEY WON'T FIND ANYTHING.

I FOLLOWED ALL OF HARRY'S PAINSTAKING PREVENTATIVE MEASURES. HE KNEW THAT NOTHING STAYS BURIED FOREVER. HIS CODE WILL PROTECT ME. STILL, I WISH MY OWN SISTER WEREN'T HUNTING ME -- MAKES FOR AN AWKWARD FAMILY DYNAMIC. Lundy: SO, I'M A FED. MY SUIT PROVES IT.

THE OTHER SUITS HERE ARE FEDS. BUT SUIT OR... UGLY HAWAIIAN SHIRT -- NO OFFENSE --

WE'RE A TEAM. AND OUR FIRST PLAY IS I.D.ING THOSE BODIES. ONCE WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE, WE'LL FILL IN EVERY DETAIL OF THEIR LIVES, FROM THEIR HUEVOS RANCHEROS TO THEIR CREME BRULEE. AND, UH, GET USED TO FOOD REFERENCES 'CAUSE, WELL, I LIKE FOOD. VINCE MASUKA AND HIS TEAM ARE GATHERING DNA, PRINTS, AND DENTAL RECORDS. THE REST OF US ARE GOING TO CULL THROUGH COLD CASES AND MISSING-PERSONS FILES. ALSO, I WANT THAT CROWD OUT THERE INTERVIEWED -- THOUGH MOST OF THEM WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME. NEGATIVE THINKING. YOU FOUR, MOVE THEM OUT AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN, BUT BE THOROUGH. IF WE GET EVEN ONE HIT, IT'LL BE WORTH IT. EVERYONE ELSE, WORK THE FILES. REMEMBER, I.D.s WILL LEAD TO A PATTERN, WHICH WILL LEAD TO OUR MAN. Headlining Ten News tonight - Victoria's new bushfire emergency with hundreds evacuating homes on Melbourne's outskirts. It's believed two firefighters have been injured. Also, Heath Ledger's family accepts his Oscar. Details - Ten's Late News. In Sports Tonight - why Asafa Powell is ditching the 100m this weekend in Sydney. Every time you smoke, cigarettes are eating you alive. Smoking eats away at nearly every vital organ and tissue of the body. The heart. The lungs. The mouth, teeth and throat. Even the brain. Cigarettes are eating you alive. Quit smoking today. Hungry for real value? Take a look at Hungry Jack's new Stunner Choices. Try a Chicken Wrap Stunner Deal, with fries, coke and a sundae. Or choose a Whopper Junior Stunner Deal, from just $4.95 The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's.

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JUST GETTING THE RESEARCH OUT OF THE WAY. SOMEONE TALKED HIS WAY INTO THE HOMES OF TWO WOMEN AND DIDN'T LEAVE TILL THEY WERE DEAD. ANN COHEN AND, A MONTH BEFORE HER, LYNN HALL. ( CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ) A CERTAIN CAR DEALERSHIP RAN CREDIT CHECKS ON BOTH WOMEN. BOTH BOUGHT CARS ELSEWHERE, SO NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT IT TWICE. BUT WHO REQUESTED THOSE CREDIT CHECKS? ROGER HICKS. ( ENGINE TURNS OVER ) ALL I NEED IS SOME DNA PROOF -- CUP OF COFFEE SHOULD DO THE TRICK. HOW MANY KIDS YOU GOT? ( LAUGHS ) ENOUGH. ( CHUCKLES ) I HEAR YOU. WHEN MY TWO CAME ALONG, IT WAS BYE-BYE, CONVERTIBLE. OF COURSE... THEY'RE WORTH IT. MUST TAKE AFTER THEIR MOM. THAT THEY DO. THANK GOD. I TELL YOU, I MISS MY CONVERTIBLE, BUT, UH, TRUTH -- MY MINIVAN'S GOT A MUCH NICER RIDE. SO YOU OWN ONE. OH, THE SAME ONE YOU'RE LOOKING AT. I MEAN, I KNOW -- WHIPPED, RIGHT? BUT, UH, MY KIDS LOVE THE TWIN DVDs. THEY'RE JUST CRAZY ABOUT SPONGEBOB, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ACTUALLY, I DO. MY WIFE LOVES THE NAV SYSTEM AND ALL THE SAFETY FEATURES. AND WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY... YOU'RE HAPPY. THAT'S RIGHT. Dexter: EXCEPT THE KIDS DON'T EXIST, NEITHER DOES THE WIFE. AND HE OWNS A BEEMER, NOT A MINIVAN. STILL, HE'S SEAMLESS. IMPRESSIVE. IT'S NOT FLASHY, BUT... WHAT DID FLASH EVER GET ME? IT GOT ME PULLED OVER, THAT'S WHAT.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT INTO FLASH. YOU GOT TO SIT IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR, THOUGH. IT'S LIKE A 747, MAN.

MANUEL, HOLD UP. THANK YOU, SIR. SO, UH...

WE SHOULD TAKE IT OUT. CHECK OUT THE RIDE. I'M JUST DOING RESEARCH.

OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT A BIG SALES PITCH. I GET THAT. LET ME AT LEAST PULL THE SPECS FOR YOU. BECAUSE, TRUTHFULLY, WE HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING THESE ON THE LOT. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB THE TEST-DRIVE WHILE IT'S STILL HERE.

I THINK I HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED TO MAKE A DECISION.

YEAH, WELL, THEN, YOU'VE SEEN THE, UH, THE STOW 'N GO SEATING SYSTEM, RIGHT? I HAVE HAD EVERYTHING IN HERE FROM A SOCCER TEAM TO A FREAKIN' DEER CARCASS. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OF COURSE. BUT, UH, I SURE WAS GLAD FOR THE AMPLE CARGO SPACE, NOT TO MENTION THE TINTED WINDOWS. I CAN SEE HOW THAT MIGHT COME IN HANDY. I'LL JUST GRAB THE KEYS. I GO TO STALK A KILLER AND I END UP WITH A NEW CAR? HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? NEW CAR? YEAH. YOU GETTING MARRIED?